Black Rat Traders
Things Said in 1109 that only make sense in a LARPing context
(...and sometimes not even then!)
When we get back I'm gonna have a Dioralyte and a p*ss.
I'll just have a beer if you don't mind.
Telbar and Lugus
(Of a rather pretty Beastkin cat)
Next time she's on all fours like that, pat her on the head and ask if she'd like her tummy tickled. What's the worst that could happen?
A Mage Bolt?
Telbar and Lugus
Time out!
Right, bugger the Tarantulas then!
A referee and Lugus
Wiping your arse with flouncy sleeves is a dangerous occupation.
Telbar
How did my tabard end up in my trousers?
Lugus
Where's Game Control?
Toilets, First Aid, God.
Which is an accurate description of the end of the night.
A hobbit, Lugus and Telbar
I brought the log.
I thought it was just the way you were sitting.
Telbar and Lugus
If you're missing the furball, you can always chew on Damien.
Telbar to Lugus
Bastard things! I hate f*cking wasps!
Well don't do it, then.
Telbar and Lugus
It's too early to start hammering wasps.
Telbar
I've got a muddy helmet.
Telbar
It's not a handbag, and I've got pizza on my crotch.
Lugus to Telbar
Give me the contents of your pocket and I won't arrest you for the crime you haven't committed.
Telbar
I need to get some serious fluids inside me.
Try water before the lighter fluid.
Telbar and Lugus
(Of a rather pretty blue Rastafarian Badger bending over while wearing a thong)
Bestiality has never seemed less inappropriate.
Telbar
Half a cookie? What would she do for a chocolate hob-nob?
I don't know, but you'd probably end up with chocolate on your c*ck.
Tine and Owen
The only arse I've known where you'd have to throw grit down it to get a grip.
Owen of Tine
Everybody put down your weapons and can we get rid of the orc in the middle.
Reel caller directing square dancing in the Tavern
I can expose myself while keeping my left hand free.
Telbar
You're going to flash everyone, aren't you?
Telbar
The Bat'leth and Hammer. Thats a pub on Kronos isn't it?
Telbar
Is God open yet?
No, I don't thing God's up this early in the morning.
Unattributed
Beer, Dioralyte and Anti-Depressants all in one glass.
Not even Michael Jackson tried that.
Telbar and Pierre-Patrice
Later we can go out, arrest people and hit them. In the meantime I'm just going to stroll around and drink poof juice.
Lugus
I've got sticky poof juice all over my tobacco.
Lugus
You can't Mage Bolt somebody with a duck.
Unattributed
I've not found a way to make zombies burn safely.
Unattributed
You're just playing wasp tennis now and I'm in the middle.
Well, you've got to have some kind of net.
Sorrel and Lugus